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Travelling often required "flexibility" and dealing with unforseen circumstances...hence Mel in a trunk |
Below was our holiday transportation from December 18th – January 3rd.
1. Muhamed Bus: Lilongwe – Dar Es Salaam, 33 hours
2. Dar Express Bus: Dar Es Salaam – Moshi, 12 hours
3. Nomadic Adventures: Moshi – Kilimanjaro, 1 hour
4. Nomadic Adventures: Kilimanjaro – Moshi, 1 hour
5. Kilimanjaro Express Bus: Moshi – Dar Es Salaam, 9 hours
6. Private Plane Service: Dar Es Salaam – Zanzibar, 20 minutes
7. Taxi: Stone Town, Zanzibar – Nungwi, Zanzibar, 90 minutes
8. Taxi: Nungwi – Stone Town, 90 minutes
9. Springlands Ferry: Stone Town – Dar Es Salaam, 2 hours
10. New Force Bus: Dar Es Salaam – Kiyela, 13 hours
11. Taxi: Kiyela – Malawi/Tanzania Border, 30 minutes
12. Random Hired Car: Border – Kuronga, 1 hour
13. Minibus: Kuronga – Mzuzu, 5 ½ hours
14. Bus: Mzuzu – Lilongwe, 6 hours
As you can see from the itinerary above, I had quite an active vacation in terms of transportation, but I suppose that’s what happens when you don’t plan anything and just keep moving from place to place, learning as you go. It was frustrating, exciting, eye-opening, fun, uncomfortable, and almost always longer than it should have been. In the end though I’m glad I went through it. Below are some of the highlights from the various modes of transport.
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Hasmin and I approaching the plane, but will we be let on? |
1. Booking a plane from Dar to Zanzibar – So we missed the last ferry to Zanzibar by 5 minutes. Desperate to get to our next destination we bought plane tickets on a private plane from a legitimately insane Tanzanian travel agent named Ali who demanded our money upfront, drove us in the most fast and wreckless way possible to the airport, and spent most of the ride screaming at a combination of me and other motorists. Bonus points: The car ran out of gas and died on a dirt road 10 minutes from the airport, but somehow it started again and we made it.
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Success! Zanzibar here we come! |
2. We actually get to board the plane- While sitting in the airport, 70% sure we’d all just been completely robbed by a crazy person it was a giant relief when an airport official (aka guy in orange vest) ushered us out of the waiting area to the tarmac heading toward a small 16-seater propeller plane. Safety be damned, it was just good to know we hadn’t been robbed. Bonus Points: I was laughed at when I asked if I needed a boarding pass.
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Preachers on Buses- The first 30 minutes of our bus trip from Lilongwe to Dar was filled with passionate gospel from a preacher reciting the bible word for word (in Chichewa of course). Bonus points: he decided that the aisle directly next to my seat was the perfect podium and I was rewarded with an almost steady stream of spit from his fiery pulpit.
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Our Chariot for the 33 hour trip from Lilongwe to Dar, complete with free preacher service |
4. Chickens on Buses- As anyone that’s travelled on public transportation in Africa knows, no trip is complete without live poultry which we had on our return trip from Dar to the Tanzanian border town of Kieyla.
5. Almost getting left behind at rest stop- Because we don’t speak Swahili, when the bus driver said 10 minute break, we didn’t understand him. As Mel and Amanda were in line to buy food the bus pulled away with Hasmin and me literally running after it. Bonus points – Hasmin jumped onto the bus while it was still moving and then just as I caught up it stopped while the driver yelled at us and kept honking until a sprinting Mel and Amanda also caught up.
6. Air Time in the Back of the Bus- We were so grateful for getting the last 3 seats on the bus from Moshi to Dar that we didn’t think about the implication of being in the last row…without seatbelts. As soon as we started hitting the bumps we realized why. At one point while I found myself flung 3 feet into the air above my seat with my arms up to keep from crashing into the ceiling I thought maybe I shouldn’t have eaten right before boarding. Falling luggage and pieces from the roof of the bus were a nice touch. Bonus points: The little Tanzanian girl that came and hung out with us in the back of the bus was first adorable and then violent as both Mel and I got slapped in the face multiple times to the child’s clear delight.
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Sure she looks adorable, but she slaps like a teenager |
7. Being Blatantly Lied to and Taken Advantage of- While searching for a way back to Lilongwe we were told we could pay 40,000 TZ ($30USD) for a bus to the border and then we would immediately board another bus to get to Lilongwe. We arrived at 6am to find that we’d been transferred to another, cheaper bus without getting any of our money back. Then we did not make it to the border until after it had closed with absolutely no evidence of a transfer bus. As we frantically called Frank, the guy that had lied to us, he was nowhere to be found.
8. Buying Fuel on the Black Market- Nothing says you’re back in Malawi like pulling over to the side of the road and having two men run up to your car with a funnel made from a 2 liter plastic bottle and a gerry can of diluted petrol. When we got into the car we hired for 2,000 MK ($10USD) to take us from the border to the Malawian town of Kuronga I quickly saw the tank was on empty and asked how we’d make the 1 hour journey with no gas. The driver just turned around and said “in 1 km black market.”
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Typical scene outside bus at every stop, vendors selling all sort of things |
9. Window Shopping-If you’re ever hungry on long African bus travel trips you don’t need to leave your seat. At each stop there are eager vendors banging on your window pushing their products in your direction.
10. Being the Center of Attention- Every time a group of 4 white people exits a bus in Africa you can rest assured they’re going to get immediate attention from anyone trying to sell anything. Tactics include yelling, pulling, hand holding, poking, and lots of grabbing.
11. Flooding in Dar- Our bus from Dar to Moshi was delayed over 2 hours due to intense rains and flooding in Dar. Since we waited almost the entire time outside in the downpour us and all our luggage was soaked by the time we boarded.
12. Seeing Water Buffalo, Zebras, Giraffes, and Waterbucks – The bus ride from Dar to the border town of Kiyela brought us through open savannahs spotted with trees and surprisingly abundant and visible wildlife that was a great and gratifying moment in traveling by bus.